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Penguin Military Intelligence Agency



Monday, December 25, 2006- Merry Christmas from Antarctica!  The website is still under construction.  We are still not sure if it is going to work out.  While Zell and and some other associates are working on the website, I am trying to develop a podcast.  My hope is to have a weekly or at least monthly address to my army so you can all know what is going on.  I am heading out of town for a short while so it may be a week or so before I can update again.  I know I havn't been doing that lately and a New Year's Resolution for me is to update the site more.  I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

Thursday, October 19, 2006- Me and Zell are still working on the new site setup.  An example of our hopes for the site can be found HERE.  We also have a few new members on the forum and in the military.  Give them a welcome.  If you you havn't registered, do so soon so you can get involved.  The officers are currently voting and debating on whether new alliances will be formed.  We are going to have a T-shirt design contest on the forum.  The winner's design will be produced and they will receive one for a reduced price (possibly free).

Thursday, October 12, 2006- I know it's been a while since my last post.  Not much is going on around HQ.  Check out the new forum.  People actually use this one, and it is very interesting sometimes.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006- Today, me and a helpful friend went through and attempted to spell check everything.  This should make some things a little easier to read.  We also have a new forum running, because the old one was experiencing some technical difficulties.  It can be found HERE

Saturday, Spetember 9, 2006- I have found out from our newly listed Undercover Intelligence Team that we have a traitor among us, along with a group of rebels.  As of now there are only four known members, one of them being a former member of the PMIA.  He will go on trial, soo if he wishes, if not, he will be immediately removed from the PMIA permanently.

Sunday, September 3, 2006- Some new weapons have been recently developed.  These may go on sale once they have been tested and more have been produced.  Also, we are starting an underground newsletter at a school that many of our members attend.  This will be a way to advertise our cause and keep members informed.  If you would like to become a part of this, please contact me ASAP.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006- Sorry for the delay of posts (about two months).  I have had some news typed up but failed to publish it.  Not many updates now.  A few new members have joined recently.  We will try to have another day of recruiting in the upcoming weeks, probably early September.  High Council members will be picked soon and results will be posted on the Army page.  New people can be picked later on as they prove their loyalty, and existing members rejected.

Wednesday, August 9, 2006- A new idea is currently being thrown around to develop a high council.  If you are interested, Email the Overlord immediately.  The Council will consist of people that know the Overlord personally, and have proved their loyalty.

Wednesday, August 2, 2006- ID cards are now available to all members of the Penguin Military.  Price now is $1 (PayPal only).  Picture and more information on ordering will be available in the store when I get a chance.

Sunday, June 25, 2006- It is once again time for me to leave.  I doubt I will be able to update but once or twice during the month of June.  I should be back on schedule by August, and able to make updates regularly.

Sunday, June 18, 2006- I will be back for a week or two, then I must leave again.  If you will check the army page, I am sure you will notice a few changes in the ranks.  It is a very long story, but is for the best.  If you wish to hear the story, Email me and I may give you a little information to make it easier to understand.  We also have a new forum up and running.

Friday, June 2, 2006- I will be very busy traveling over the next two weeks or so.  I will be going to many different places, and do not know if I will be able to update the site any while I am traveling.  It may be over two weeks until the next update.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006- There will be new items available very soon in the shop.  I am working on ID cards currently, and more things hopefully soon such as awards for different things.

Saturday, May 27, 2006- First of all, I have updated the news previously, but did not actually post it.

Now....Mission success!  Photos available on the forum courtesy of WingZero.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006- The mission is going to take place this Thursday night around 2:00 AM.

Thursday, May 18, 2006- A new mission is being planned today.  Details unavailable for fear of enemy intelligence.

Sunday, May 14, 2006- As of today, both missions were cancelled.  Reasons are very difficult to explain and some are classified.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006- There are two new missions being planned at the moment.  No details can be given at this point.  Once should be started this Thursday, and the other one should be this Sunday night.  The second one is much more dangerous.  I will assist in both missions.

Sunday, May 7, 2006-  As stated below, I have returned.  The mission was a success.

Friday, May 5, 2006-  I am going out of town once more to do some more work on an assignment.  I shall return sometime this Sunday.

Friday, April 28, 2006-  A new project has been started, and I will soon be going out of town to work on it a little.  It will be over one weekend.

Sunday, April 23, 2006- We have been moving some troops around in South America now.  They will start on the south coast and work upward towards North America.  We don't know how long this full operation will take.   We will keep you updated.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006-  Our communications were sabotaged.  We lost all contact with Simon's Town for the past two weeks.  Those problems have been fixed.  We will find those responsible and take them out.  It's probably those pesky ninjas again...

Thursday, March 30, 2006- Our troops have continued to move North from Simon's Town, South Africa.  They had a little trouble going through one town, but it was quickly settled.  All they had to do was pull out some AK-47's.  When they got through they used some devices to blank out the last ten minutes of memory of all who saw them.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006- I have now returned from England, and will be here to answer Emails again.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006- I am going on vacation from tomorrow until Saturday.  There will be no updates, and I will not be able to reply to any Emails or messages received until Sunday or Monday.

Thursday, March 16, 2006- Some of our merchandise is finally here.  More to be coming soon.

Monday, March 14, 2006- If you have not registered on the forum, please do so.  Also, Zetra has returned.  I haven't quite figured out how.  Read his story and see if you believe it.

Friday, March 10, 2006- I have gone through today and attempted to fix all spelling errors.

Tuesday, March 7, 2006- The PMIA has an assassin league developing.  See the army page if interested.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006- We are still having some technical difficulties to work out.  I have been and still am working on them.  I'll give occasional updates, but spend most of my time trying to crack this stuff.

Sunday, February 12, 2006- Zetra Murlato pleaded guilty of spying.  He has been banished from the PMIA permanently.

Friday, February 10, 2006- If you have checked the forums recently, you have probably seen the case of Zetra Murlato.  Please check it out and give your opinion.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006- Kyle Russell, Loren Dowdy (close associates I work with), and I are working on a new comic book.  It will feature true, fictional, and future plans and missions of PMIA.  You should be able to purchase these soon if you work in close contact with any of us.  If not, you may be able to purchase on through mail (a little more expensive) or through Email.  I'm not exactly sure when the first issue will be available, but it will be based off of the origin of PMIA on the homepage.  It will also give a little more details and humorous information.

Saturday, February 4, 2006- I'm very sorry that I haven't been able to update in a couple weeks.  We have had some technical difficulties around Headquarters.  I think we have a hacker situation.  Whatever the problem was, it is fixed now.  All of you with a key to the code, check out our plans.  If we have a hacker,  they will soon be hunted down.
Sunday, January 15, 2006- The General, Colonel, and I have been busy lately writing the Code or Conduct for the Penguin Military.  We will need everyone who we have contact with to sign a written copy, and everyone else to Email us a sworn statement declaring that you will always follow and hold out the PMIA laws.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006- Even though our site has been successful at having one thousand hits, I would be much happier if people would visit regularly instead of one time then leaving. To hopefully encourage this, there may be random points in time where you can be awarded rank points for just sending an Email. Check regularly for may be beneficial.

Monday, January 9, 2006- I know it's been a while since the last update, and I apologize for that. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and New Year. I have been busy lately talking to the engineers about HQ. I have almost got the rank points sorted out and they will hopefully be added within the next week.  Even though almost everyone has no points.  Check the top of that page for a few more ways to earn points.

Monday, December 19, 2005- Our new code, Penguin Scratch, is completed.  It uses the same language, but a different format.  Now, even if the letters are translated to English, the words cannot be understood.  Keys will be sent through Email if possible.  If you want a key, contact the Penguin Overlord.

Saturday, December 17, 2005- Good News, the members of the weasel have decided to join the penguins. This includes weasels, meercats, ferrets, opossums, etc. If your pet ferret suddenly goes missing, you may be able to find it in Antarctica or South Africa.

Thursday, December 15, 2005- Colonel Billings reports that the monkeys are in full retreat.  They should no longer be threat.  (Not that they ever really were...)

Friday, December 9, 2005- There is now a new way to earn ranks.  This system is known rank points.  More information coming later on the points page.

Thursday, December 8, 2005- Good news, Colonel Billings reported that the monkeys are starting to get extremely cold and have run out of bananas.  Their search should be ending shortly.

Wednesday, December 7, 2005- Some people have found out how to crack our code.  Our cryptologist is developing a new more advanced one.  This language will be called penguin scratch.  The key should be available within the next day or two to those who deserve it.

Tuesday, December 6, 2005- Newsflash...According to Colonel Billings, the monkeys have invaded Antarctica and are searching for our base.  More information coming soon.

Thursday, December 1, 2005- Welcome to the new holiday season.  There have been some classified messages intercepted by enemies.  In order to stop them from learning very important information, I have come up with a plan.  All officers see the Classified page for details.

Friday, November 25, 2005- I have decided to re-rank all members of PMIA except the General and Colonel.  If you are interested, the rest are up for grabs.  The first to Email me or the General will be the first to receive the rank requested.  There are a few exceptions which I will not specify unless it applies to you.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005- Alert! We have just received word from one called NinBob that the Super-Secret Ninja Clan Tanjun Ryu have discovered our plot and are planning to stop us.  Any enrolled soldiers that see this, be on the lookout at all times.  These ninjas are masters of disguise, climbing, weaponry, and hot chicks.  We have now waged war with this clan.  To any of you ninjas that may read this...YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US ONCE WE COPMPLETE OUR DOOMSDAY DEVICE...WE WILL PREVAIL!!!!

Sunday, November 20, 2005- Even better news from Simon's Town...The Black-footed penguins are now protected by law.  Any person caught harming one will be fined up to $5,250. These penguins are now protected by law.

Saturday, November 19, 2005- Now that we have established a base in Simon's Town, South Africa, we can continue moving North.  The blackfooted troops have taken the town secretly and without any call for violence.  So far no one has discovered our secret underground base.  Our troops raid houses everyday using doggy doors to steal chips, cookies, and money.  So far we have made $372.84 off of loose change lying around houses.

Saturday, November 12, 2005- The Penguin Military Intelligence Agency now has a website!  Stay tuned for updates and information.

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